Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need to align my fucking chakras
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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