she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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