dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he puts the penis in happiness.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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