and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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