He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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