i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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