Im at strip club and am horny
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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