I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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