I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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