am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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