He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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