I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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