she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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