never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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