Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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