the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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