He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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