can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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