Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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