i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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