I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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