You work out of a Hotel?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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