your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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