nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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