Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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