summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The adults are the big ones right?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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