Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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