Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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