With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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