She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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