At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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