Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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