idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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