called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
