its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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