Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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