we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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