I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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