And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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