I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I believe in your delicious
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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