Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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