We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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