office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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