The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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