I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize