And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
