Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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