I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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