The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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