Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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