just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I would ride that face into the sunset
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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