I heard we made out
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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