Have you finally orgasmed yet?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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