Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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